Anonymous said: when i was in pre-school i got held back because i wasn't social, and one time a teacher called me a bat and told me to go play with some kid, and i punched her right in the boob. i was then mercilessly dragged to the principals office, and given a swift reprimand for my actions.


did she scream after you punched her boob

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home


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today a kid said “think of anyone in your life- whether they’re a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea”

and I think that’s beautiful

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So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

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When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda


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walking in a crowded hallway like


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