The only negative things in life should be camber and wheel offset.
Wilbert L. Snowboarding, cars, and Toronto Maple Leafs for life. 🏂💨🔰🚗💨
Anonymous said: when i was in pre-school i got held back because i wasn't social, and one time a teacher called me a bat and told me to go play with some kid, and i punched her right in the boob. i was then mercilessly dragged to the principals office, and given a swift reprimand for my actions.
did she scream after you punched her boob
today a kid said “think of anyone in your life- whether they’re a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea”
and I think that’s beautiful
So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities
When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda